Wallet.
Today i left my wallet on the bus. I have 3 reasons as to why whoever finds it. should give it back.
1. When you touch the wallet, you will realise it is as soft as a cloud. i’ve never touched a cloud. when i think of touching a cloud, i touch my wallet. this thought process is null and void until my wallet is in my possession.
2. there is a photo of a half-asain, half-english boy in there. he has beautiful blue eyes. his name is sean. you don’t know seann. you would be weird to be holding onto a wallet with a photo of a half Asian boy with blue eyes. i know seann very well. we drink from the same milk carton. having a photo of sean in the wallet wouldn’t be weird for me.
3. it has my keycard in it. with pay pass. well, shit.
