grumps.

i think angry people are funny. i always have. some of the funniest people i’ve ever met have been the angriest. what’s funny about anger is that you’ve basically got somebody saying, screaming, or shouting ”i want the biscuit!” however, the irony is, their behaviour is guaranteed to keep them many kilometres away from the nearest available biscuit. and they can’t see that. they are the ones putting a glass box around the biscuit, putting it into a safe, then throwing the safe into the sea and swimming in the opposite direction. i love watching that.